Chy Chy

What up Liver!  Nice to meetcha.  They call me Phoenix.  I'm sorry you hated your date.  Ya know, for that very same reason I've chosen not to go on any lately. 

Which reminds me of an Ally McBeal episode.  She saw this cute guy in the car in front of her, rear ended him just so she could meet him, denied it, dated him, and he was absolutely great!  Except he had the world's worst laugh.  Like a honking, snorting sound, and not at all quiet enough to laugh off. 

Anyway, glad you're here. 

MA!  Dating....yeah suck m/fing ass.  I simply re-freaking-fuse to date, what a waste of time.  Besides, doesn't fit in the 12year plan.  Am I right or am i right?

Anyyyyyyyyyway.  I quite, remember?  Or do you not actually read my blogs, you just skim.  Hah, not cool Ma, gotta read the whole thing.

By the who, i loveyou!  (and I'm a poet!)