roommate wanted
Since Chy Chy is not moving east, I am in search of her replacement. Requirements are putting up with a crazy adoptive mother, get my butt to the gym, love pizza rolls (out of the oven only microwaved ones suck), laugh at my jokes (knock knock....hahahah I can't go on it is to funny), drink wine with me, drive monte with care and love (no parking lot driving allowed Chy blew that for everyone), enjoy every other weekend or so alone ( I get out of town and see Steven, you could come but I think Cumberland MD would bore you), visit Chy's Grams, Pappy, and Bro with me, celebrate your birthday on hers (July 23rd) and anything else that comes with being a stand in for Chy Chy.
I am not sure why Tim thinks I am such a crazy person. I think I am rather sane just fixated on Chy Chy. As I know many of you are. She is a dynamic young woman much like her Ma.
Love you Chy
Ma
Ma! dang, I swear, you give those ma's an inch and they take the whole damn yard. You are assuming too much Ma, I never said I'm not hitting the DE. Actually, things look more and more in your favor as Seattle keeps throwing me curve balls.
I, as you probably, but maybe not, have realized, am not replacable. Accept no substitutes baby, because I am one in 6 billion and counting.
Oh, and was that a short joke comment you left on my blog? Huh? Huh? You wanna fight Ma? YOU made me short! I blame you if I never acheive my MLB umpire dreams because I don't meet the height requirements. I also can't be a flight attendent DAMN YOU airplanes made for tall people!
Dear Chy's Mom,
My name is Cavutto and I would like to submit my application for the position of 'Chy's Stand In' that you posted on May 10, 2006 on Blogs4me. I think that I would make an excellent stand in for Chy for many reasons. Although my credentials are far too numerous to list, I will try to narrow down my best attributes for your review.
One of the greatest things about me is that I am currently learning how to juggle. I know that once I can figure it out, it will be very entertaining and you will probably be amazed. Another great thing about me is that I can sorta jump pretty high. Sometimes I can touch the ceiling unless it is too high.
I also have many astounding achievements that are really impressive. I have routinely dug holes at the beach that are so deep they strike water. Most people would probably give up at the gravelly level but I am more persistent than them. Also, this one time, I threw a rock from the top of this cliff near my house and it made it all the way to the street. That's pretty far.
Most people usually think that I don't have any faults, but I feel like I should be honest with you because I am a responsible adult. Probably my worst characteristic is that I'm not really an aggressive driver and other drivers will cut me in line when the traffic is going slow. My other bad characteristic is that sometimes I can't get the lid off of a jar if it is on too tight. My mom can usually do it though if you don't mind her coming along too.
Alright, I'm glad I got that off my chest. Now back to the great parts about me. You will probably be delighted to know that I can sing just like Cher in the shower and this is typically a huge hit with the neighbors. I am also a wizard in the kitchen and I bake the best peanutbutter sandwiches ever.
Well, I'd like to thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to review my application. I'm sure that we will get along really well and you probably won't want me to ever leave.
Sincerely,
Cavutto
